Kari has a bad time in general.
(via meetthebelchers)
Brendan appears to be afraid of mimes.
Neil Hamburger - “Jug Town”
(Source: aninanimatefuckingobject, via thegreendaleofitall)
(via hearapianofall)
A Bill Brasky sketch that never made it on air.
SNL Season 23, Episode 4.
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via aubreyludgate)
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HARRY NILSSON - Without You
45 rpm single
Ah, one of the most beautiful songs ever written. Though originally written by Badfinger, Nilsson’s voice and performance owns and lives it. He sang this in one take too.
Spaghetti time on two different Loren Bouchard/Jon Benjamin animated series.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via yallarebrutalizingme)
And the heat was going right in my face so after a minute or two, I started pulling my jacket off and said “Ooh, the steam of this spaghetti is making me so hot I have to take off this hoodie.” And my brother gave me a funny look.
I just said social services instead of secret service and assasinators instead of assassins.
Help. Everything from my mouth is wrong today and I can’t stop laughing.
"When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face. "
The Staff of Greendale Community College
- Professor Ian Duncan
- Professor June Bauer
- Nurse Jackie
- Professor Cligoris
- Professor Garrity
- Professor Kane
- Professor Slater
- Professor Whitman
- Vice Dean Laybourne
(via unicornery)
